Let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
We can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
We’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
We can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
Let me love you forever.
what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
What does glue have to do with this
i knew you’d get stuck there
I literally don’t know why I’m on this website
you got stuck here
My history teacher just has a son and he said that he thinks evolution made babies cute so that we wouldn’t kill them because they’re so damn annoying.
I could really use like 3 or 25 shots of vodka pls
my mom and I got into an argument one time and then we started getting really emotional and she said “Obama means family” and I swear I never cried so hard in my life
WAIT IT’S SUPPOSED TO SAY OHANA NOT OBAMA THE PRESIDENT ISN’T PULLING MY FAMILY TOGETHER
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch out
the entire universe in her mouth
so that you wake up with
stars on your lips
and a smile that
drips constellations. Y.Z (via apocryphal-syzygy)