lordwhat:

lordwhat:

Sam talks in third person because there are three members of team free will wake up america

be grateful for cas because if it wasn’t for him Sam would talk in second person and everyone would be uncomfortale

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don’t dream it, be it

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ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob, via fleechment)

actionables:

actionables:

We spent the day together
And the night apart
Talking to each other in our thoughts

He called me in the morning
His voice a soft shade of rasp
Saying that I was his choice of luck

(Source: actionables, via hotboyproblems)

Aug 31st 2014 / 03:38 / 366,101 notes
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no-this-is-jarod:

bruh

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via no-this-is-jarod)

  • a dog: makes a dog sound
  • me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
Aug 31st 2014 / 01:49 / 76 notes
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hoodvale:

This post always slaps me in the face
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me. A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

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Aug 30th 2014 / 04:33 / 27,389 notes

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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vxis:

yourcooch:

😭😭😭😭😭

I’m dead hahaha