Sam talks in third person because there are three members of team free will wake up america
be grateful for cas because if it wasn’t for him Sam would talk in second person and everyone would be uncomfortale
don’t dream it, be it
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
We spent the day together
And the night apart
Talking to each other in our thoughts
He called me in the morning
His voice a soft shade of rasp
Saying that I was his choice of luck
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
- a dog: makes a dog sound
- me: i know, i know. i understand. me too
I still want you to flirt with me. A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one.
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings