MY DAD JUST CAME IN MY ROOM AND THREW A CHICKEN STRIP AT ME
ITS MIDNIGHT
HE WENT TO BED AT SEVEN
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY
UPDATE: HE CAME BACK IN MY ROOM AND ASKED FOR THE CHICKEN STRIP BACK
UPDATE: HE IS SINGING QUEEN
UPDATE: HE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY AND WHEN I TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP HE SAID THAT HE WOULD LEAD THE REVOLUTION HIMSELF
make the notes stop
for one day
please
(Source: karkatkirkland, via iamsogrilledchicken)
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
(via frickstiel)
“Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth”
(via fleechment)
OH Ymhgod THE FUCkING FOURTH WALL IN KIM POSSIBLE I”M SO FUCKING ODNE
Look Charity, we’re just friends. It has to stay that way, get it?
Ron: Oh, please! Are they still teasing that Charity and Danny are gonna get together?!
Kim: Like that’s ever gonna happen.
Kim: It would end the series.
(via frickstiel)
I embarrass myself infront of myself
(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin, via frickstiel)
I would:
- Masturbate.
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
(Source: emikattt, via 1ntentions)
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
(via br0kenn-angel)
